you told me once
that you werent a mozzarella stick
let me tell you this you were
the cheesiest mozzarella stick
that i’ve ever known
and no one will convince me you weren’t delicious
and so there
i was so hungry and i owe you so much
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Nine and Sherlock
Whenever I do think of a SuperWho crossover, I think 9 and Sherlock would get along the best, but 10 and Sherlock would solve cases and get shit done better.
And 11 would drive Sherlock completely nuts. He’d probably kill him just so he could study regenerations.
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
im going to make this gain notes and show it to my friend
when your family asks if you have a boyfriend
where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
i dont know if im more like aladdin or the genie in this photoset
"Hoechlin is about 200 pounds of, like, ONLY muscle. I don’t think he has fat anywhere on his body."