ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT INTERNET EXPLORER’S FACE???
no offense but i want to set you on fire
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
i hate asking people for things
What I look for in a partner:
- Blue Eyes
- White Dragon
When you can draw but can’t draw
When kids who are like hella years younger than you can hella draw
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
I dont even watch the news cause its
- A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
- THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER